Jokes of the day:
The chances of Trump getting the Republican nomination are as slim as the Chicago Cubs leading their division!
Momma Bear abd Pap Bear were getting a divorce. Baby Bear was asked if wanted to live with Momma. "No," he said. "She beats me." But what about with Poppa? "No, he beats me too." Exasperated, the judge said, "Well, who DO you want to live with?"
Baby Bear said, "The Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"

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